Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.


Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this


hey friends i still have A LOT of these dumb homestuck stickers i made for my 1000th follower giveaway like YEARS ago haha. Not all of these are characters are available. i dont wanna throw them away and they’re taking up space so who wants them.

short give away,

1 like 1 reblog

dont have to follow

random number generator pick

ends August 4th 2014

no international shipping sorry :’( (unless you wanna pay for it i guess)



starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours


i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog


See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!














Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]


The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this


which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,


that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

this post just kept getting better and better

Omg i cracked up at colossal foghorn noise xD



3985893478 cosplay plans

3 conventions

0 money




Hello my lovely followers! A while ago, I promised I’d start the next giveaway while sorting through my previous one and getting the winners set up with their info and prize choices. This new giveaway is STRICTLY for cosplay, but NOT limited to Homestuck!

Thanks to this babe for my banner!



  1. $150 USD to, no gift card will be sent, I will be ordering and shipping directly to your house, shipping is not included in your total price.
  2. One wig from Arda Wigs of your choice.
  3. One small prop from Etsy (under $30 USD).


  1. $100 USD to, no gift card will be sent, I will be ordering and shipping directly to your house, shipping is not included in your total price.
  2. One wig from Arda Wigs of your choice.


  1. Likes DO NOT count.
  2. As many reblogs, do NOT spam.
  3. Must be following me.
  4. No giveaway blogs, I actually check.
  5. ENDS MAY 30TH, 2014 AT 8 PM EST.
  6. ENDS JUNE 30TH 2014 AT 8 PM EST

PLEASE NOTE THE CHANGE. I STILL do not have my laptop and won’t for a while therefore I cannot complete this in 8 days. My laptop has been broken for some time now and I am awaiting it’s return. Picking winners and mailing ANYTHING has been IMPOSSIBLE on a phone. I APOLOGIZE for this MAJOR inconvenience but I did not expect my laptop to break down and it has put me under immense stress.

kinda late but just found this on my gopro from megacon







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